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Sierra Nevada Summerfest Smithwicks Hoegaarden Paulaner Hefe-Weizen |
Michelob Amber Bock |
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While you ponder which beer to choose when you visit, ponder these famous drinking quotes as well... |
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“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.” ~ Sir Winston Churchill |
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“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor with out holding on.” ~ Dean Martin |
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“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield |
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“I feel sorry for people that don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as their going to feel all day.” ~ Frank Sinatra |
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“Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.” ~ Ben Franklin |
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“If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.” ~ Dean Martin |
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“i'm going to buy a boat...do a little traveling, and I'm going to be drinking beer.” ~ John Welsh, Brooklyn bus driver who won 30 million in the New York lottery |
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“The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish don't bother you.” ~ American folk saying |
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“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” ~ Dave Barry |
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On a typical 16th-century warship, a sailor's weekly ration of beer was about eight gallons, or roughly ten pints per day. THE BUFFALO THEORY (In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his...buddy Norm) " Well you see, Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted , it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally,it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster more efficient machine. And that Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. |
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